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Knock-knock-knocking on heaven's door

By Farmgirl (Sat Sep 30, 2006 at 06:13:50 PM EST) things, stuff (all tags)

By 'heaven's door' of course I mean 'my cervix'.

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I deserve a nice pressie.

By Farmgirl (Fri Sep 30, 2005 at 12:12:52 AM EST) (all tags)

However, since Mr. Rogerborg is a bit too frugal, it seems that I'll have to finance the thing myself.
To that end, I've decided to liquidate his most prized possessions. His "choppers."

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I'm not six feet tall, but I can curl your Hobbit toes.

By Farmgirl (Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 01:29:41 AM EST) (all tags)

Well, look what I've found!

My darling Rapscallionborg fancies a fat slag from his oh-so-dark past!

This would be amusing, except that I've found something else!

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What would YOU do?

By Farmgirl (Tue Sep 27, 2005 at 11:40:57 PM EST) (all tags)

Let's say that your SO spends a great deal of his time out with the lads, prancing about in his fantasy kit, leaving Mum and the boy at home, and hoping she'll tidy up the hearth, even though he can't be arsed.

How long would you tolerate your SO's puerile behaviour, before he gets right up your nose?

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Question for the girlies ONLY

By Farmgirl (Fri Sep 23, 2005 at 01:18:12 AM EST) (all tags)

If you think your man's on-line persona is a bit too flirty with other ladies, how would you cope with the issue?

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